violator
5:44 Wed Jul 27
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Erm, yes, I mean no
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mashed in maryland
5:43 Wed Jul 27
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You piled into your pal from work's mate?
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violator
5:42 Wed Jul 27
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No, I did in the end
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Trevor B
5:39 Wed Jul 27
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Did he?
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violator
5:37 Wed Jul 27
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We had a party for Mrs V's 40th in our local, and my pal from work came along with a mate of his that I'd met a few times in the past. So a little way into the night I went over and asked if they were having a good night, and my mate's mate said "yeah, and will be even better if I manage to pile into that bird in the yellow dress"...nodding over in the direction of Mrs V...
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BillyBondsBirthday
3:54 Wed Jul 27
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A mate worked in a bank where he was keen on a pretty girl who a wonky eye that was looking elsewhere when she looked at you. He had spoken about her to other people in the bank.
At a Christmas party to which plus ones were invited, he was standing next to the girl's boyfriend at the bar when a guy came up to him and asked him "are you having any luck with that bird you fancy, you know the one with the dodgy eye"
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violator
3:41 Wed Jul 27
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I see adults on those fold up scooter things every day on my way to work, I cant think of anything more embarrassing.
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Worst Case Ontario
3:01 Wed Jul 27
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I reckon he must be in his mid 30s-40s. Can't remember what he did.
It occurred on a Millwall site. I can't remember the details exactly but it was something like he was under the impression paying for a season ticket only allowed you to then purchase tickets.
It was hilarious when someone finally twigged what he was doing. He had the piss ripped out of him for a while but in fairness to the chap he took it on the chin with good humour.
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mashed in maryland
2:31 Wed Jul 27
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Few years ago on a night out I asked a load of Swedish birds if they lived near Gothenberg (the first Swedish city that came to mind).
Well I thought they said they were from Sweden, but turns out they said "Swiss/Suisse", and I'd misheard them.
They laughed at me and took the piss calling me various names for thick in surprisingly good English and I walked off looking like a right cunt.
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Aalborg Hammer
2:17 Wed Jul 27
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When I worked in Wembley back in the 80's,there was a porn book club going in the office...it was run by a fella called Patrick who was a right old perv.A lad in the office,John,still living with his Mum and in his 30's,was a lonely soul and always up for a beer or curry when we had an office evening out.One night,some of the lads when for a post Ruby pint and ended up in a singles bar and,amazingly,John pulled.Next day,Patrick was all over John asking for the sordid details and ,by all accounts,she went through the book.This relationship went from strength to strength and one day,John announces upcoming nuptules and he was meeting the parents/family at a Barbeque on the Sunday.On Monday,John was very quiet and we thought she'd blown him out.Turns out Patrick was her brother
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lowlife
1:50 Wed Jul 27
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In Build-a-bear factory (my kids wanted to buy something over-priced) and I heard some woman kicking off that they'd sold out of a particular model of bear she wanted.
She waltzed (not literally) her way to the front of the queue and demanded to know why 'Chabbawacca, you know, the dog from Star Wars' was not in stock.
I held it all together until someone down the queue shouted 'it's a wookie'. Nobody corrected her on the name.
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Far Cough
1:49 Wed Jul 27
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I was talking to two blokes about this particular bird, you know the normal perverted stuff that blokes do, when I suddenly realised one of the blokes was her brother
I slinked off quietly with my tail tucked firmly between my legs
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mashed in maryland
1:42 Wed Jul 27
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Is he quite young? Quite old? A bit weird? What job does he do? Doesn't he go with anyone? Didn't he tell any of his mates about his predicament and if so what did they say?
I honestly can't think of any way an adult human being can understand "season ticket" to mean anything other than "a seat you've paid to use for every game".
As I said I just still can't get my head round it.
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Worst Case Ontario
1:38 Wed Jul 27
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MiM-
It was definitely no windup. I distantly knew the bloke.
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mashed in maryland
11:42 Wed Jul 27
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STEVE PEE
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Steven P
11:40 Wed Jul 27
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That last attempt at a post.
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BRANDED
11:21 Wed Jul 27
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There was a you single mother on sn NHS clinic INSISTING on having NUROFEN not IBUPROFEN. The argument went on for ages. I genuinely wanted to punch her which os inusual for me.
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Nagel
11:01 Wed Jul 27
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Not sure what you mean by that FMOB, but you said that she was considered a cunt because "she ended up genuinely claiming that a Mexican fortnight is 15 days", which is 100% correct.
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mashed in maryland
11:00 Wed Jul 27
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I still can't quite get my head round the Stuwall thing.
I honestly can't believe that a bloke didn't understand what a season ticket was, or work out why he'd ring up before every game to ask if he could sit there when he'd already bought it.
It was too elaborate for a wind-up so I'm guessing he must have been disabled or something.
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i-Ron
10:55 Wed Jul 27
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Which is 14 nights?! FMOB!!
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Nagel
10:50 Wed Jul 27
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Noun
quincena f (plural quincenas)
(time) a period of fifteen days
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